• book one: professor mcgonagall and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
  • book two: professor mcgonagall and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
  • book three: professor mcgonagall and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
  • book four: professor mcgonagall and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
  • book five: professor mcgonagall and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
  • book six: professor mcgonagall and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
  • book seven: professor mcgonagall and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

00Q Fics: Recommended ›



I haven’t done one of these so I figured, why not?

00Q Fics Rec: A Quartermaster and His Agent

The Lists We Make”: There is no moral to this story, but if you are the kind of reader who insists on one, it is about this: An Agent, his Quartermaster, and the ways in which…

Rebbloging because I need to re-read some (all) of these…


#who the hell is Sebastian

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Le Dragon Noir by YoukaiYume

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how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit


I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious

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you know when you accidentally fall asleep for an hour without meaning to

and then you wake up and everything feels ever so slightly off, like you woke up in an alternate dimension?


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me watching The Hobbit for the first time

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The Winter Solder + Weapons

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Political Animals, TJ deleted scene #1 of 2 (already posted #2 “Tiger Twat”). Prepping the club, a worker snorting coke in front of TJ, and them discussing Sean Reeves on the guest list.

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